The Sacred Texts (Darthmemeus Version)

This article is about the Darthmemeus version of the USB drive. You may be looking for the original.

The Darthmemeus Version of The Sacred Texts is a USB drive containing the three films of the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.

Background
In September of 2019, Amazon Prime began blocking screenshots in their iOS app. This prevented Darthmemeus from easily sourcing templates for their "Every Line" memes to accomplish The Goal.

Creation
After a short hiatus, Admin 2 approached Outpost_Beta 2, asking to borrow The Sacred Texts so he could copy them on to his own USB drive for Darthmemeus usage. Outpost_Beta 2 reluctantly agreed after forcing Admin 2 to admit that Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back was better than Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. Admin 2 took the USB drive home and copied the three films from the prequel trilogy onto his personal USB drive, creating a second copy of The Sacred Texts. All future Every Line memes would be sourced from this USB drive.

Use
The process of getting the screenshot on the computer, moving to a phone, and adding text below it was tedious one, resulting in a severe drop in meme production. This drop eventually led to a complete halt in meme production, beginning the Darthmemeus hiatus. The Darthmemeus version of The Sacred Texts was also used by Admin 1 to woo women by inviting them to watch the prequels with him. Due to the inopportune timing of COVID-19 pandemic, Admin 1 still had the USB drive when lockdown began, meaning Admin 2 was completely unable to make Every Line memes during the hiatus.

However, towards the end of the pandemic, shortly following the recruitment of Admin 3, Admin 2 required The USB drive and used it screenshot every line of the prequels, allowing every line of the prequels to finally be memed in a series of Memeus Meetups. The drive was also used to transfer the Meme Software onto a computer which Admin 1 would use to meme every line of Attack of the Clones.

Legacy
The Darthmemeus Version of The Sacred Texts play an instrumental role in Darthmemeus' plan to complete The Goal, as all screenshots from every line of the prequels are now sourced from it. It also contains a copy of the Meme Software.

Trivia

 * One of the women that Admin 1 watched the prequels with broke up with him less than a week later. It is speculated that his may be one of the leading causes for the split.